Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...