A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....