Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...