What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Fishermen meet
|When Fishermen Meet”Hiyamac”"Lobuddy”"Binearlong?”"Coplours”"Cetchenny?”"Goddafew”"Kindarthay?”"Bassencarp”"Ennysizetoom?”"Couplapowns”"Hittinhard?”"Sordalike”"Wachoosen?”"Gobbawurms”"Fishanonaboddum?”"Rydononaboddum”"Whatchadrinkin?”"Jugajimbeam”"Igoddago”"Tubad”"Seeyaroun”"Yeahtakideezy”"Guluck”
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...