Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...