I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...