Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...