Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...