lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....