George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...