Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...