Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...