Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...