Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...