Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...