What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Two Canadian Seasons
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Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Reptiles!
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An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
The family of tomatoes
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