Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.