Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....