New Rooster
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
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One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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