Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...