Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...