A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...