Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...