Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.