Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...