I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...