Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...