Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...