Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...