Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…