Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...