Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...