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How to make an ugly baby…
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A DAY OFF
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Three-legged Dog
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The bored Swede
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cross a frog with some mist
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Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
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