A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...