What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...