Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
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Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...