Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.