New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...