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A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
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John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
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John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Equal positive integers
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