Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...