Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...