One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...