Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...