Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...