Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...