Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.