Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.