Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...