What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...