Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.